Today marks the first day since Tiger Wood’s world came unravelled in scandal and shame that he’s won a PGA Tour event. He just won the Arnold Palmer Invitational.
That’s his first PGA Tour victory since September 13, 2009.
It was 157 days before Tiger’s last victory that the the Democratically controlled United States Senate, also riddled with scandal and shame, passed a budget. April 9, 2009.
Congratulations to Tiger and shame on the Democrats.
Do you have to take these gas prices in silence? I don’t think so.
All you have to do is download this pdf, print out a few copies and put them, along with a roll of Scotch tape, into your car.
The next time you fill up, instead of watching in horror as the dollar amount on the pump races by as the gallons trickle into your tank, afix one of these to the pump.
Take care to not cover vital information regarding safety, etc. and don’t cover any advertising.
Then drive off with a smile on your face, knowing that when the next person drives up to the pump they’ll either agree with you and be pleased to know that they’re not alone, be better informed by your message or if it’s an Obamabot, you’ll have thrown water on their circuitry and ruined their day.
Here’s the pdf you can download for a better quality image for printing purposes…
Update: A certain gas station that caters to I-95 traffic in Ashland, VA has been ‘blogged’. I saw a man at the next pump read it thoroughly before filling his tank. He did NOT fly into a rage and tear it down.
It’s on!
Update2: The response to this post has been overwhelming! Welcome Instapundit, Ace of Spades, Weasel Zippers, AR15 and all.
A commenter at Ace recommends that the blue painters tape be used as it is easily removable without leaving traces of Scotch tape. That’s probably a good idea, although I’m not willing to lose the Republic over Scotch tape residue. That’s just me.
As for the artwork, such as it is, feel free to share it with whomever. We need to pin the gas price tail on this Donkey.
Update3: Someone suggested that we create a Spanish version of this. That’s a great idea!
If anyone can do the translation I’d be happy to do it. But no wise guys, please. I want you to know that I know several Spanish words, including cerveza, biblioteca, putana, pendejo and chimichanga, so I’ll catch you if you’re trying to scam me.
Update Again:
Here’s a great rework of the original from botnet.
Congressman Allen West’s office receives a little love letter with a supicious white powder in it. Not anthrax. Probably just Johnson & Johnson’s powder from the writer’s diaper. Stay tuned.
Meanwhile, Senator Chuck Schumer’s head is exploding over his dwindling power and is lashing out as well, calling the Tea Party contingent of the House of Represenatatives FLEAS.
It sucks to be Chuck
“When either party goes to the extreme they don’t do the right thing,” said Schumer. “My experience is they lose politically, but much more importantly they do what is wrong for the country substantively.”
Yes, Chuck. That’s how we got Obamacare and that’s why you Democrats got your asses handed to you.
That was a brilliant observation. Thanks for the money quote. That will be of good use in the future.
Oh and Chuck, I AM a FLEA and I’ve got bubonic plague and I’m all over your ass.
Update: Make that 14 Trillion and ONE.
Congressman Jim Moran of Virginia goes ape shit on a disabled veteran in a Town Hall asking why he was not in Congress while the impending government shutdown is imminent and the man is concerned about getting paid.
Moran’s caring response of “Sit down or Leave” comes at about 4:10, after the veteran took umbrage at the Congressman characterizing his comments as “caustic”. The Democrats desire to maintain the high ground, accusing Republicans for the Government shutdown, keeps proving to be tenuous and they continue to provide volumes of campaign fodder at an impressive rate.
Keep giving them the microphone.
This is a Cowboys/Redskins rivalry not seen since the Redskins actually had a football team, but I digress.
Virginia Congressman Jim Moran, just like Sheila Jackson Lee, is equally a NATIONAL TREASURE.
Behold Jason Mattera asking Moron about a miserly $12 Million of Stimulus money going to Virginia’s 12th district. Problem is, there is no 12th District in Virginia. Notice Moron’s handlers. They have the double duty of keeping Jason away from the Congressman AND since Jimbo has a reputation as a hot head prone towards resorting to violence, keeping the Congressman away from Mattera.
Here’s Moron and uber douche libtard Ed Schultz about the violence being perpetrated by the Tea Party patriots.
And of course Jimbo’s love of class envy and redistribution of wealth. You know that ‘unsustainable’ model where people keep what they earn, Moron is here to fix all of that.
So, Texas. Virginia throws down the gauntlet. You all don’t own Stupid just because you have Sheila Jackson Lee. We see your Lee and raise you a Jim Moran. How do you like that?
Incidentally. We do have a great candidate in Patrick Murray who is running against this miserable waste of a carbon footprint in Virgnina 8. Tell you what, if you help Patrick beat Jim Moran we’ll help John Faulk defeat SJL. Deal?
Update
This was all tongue and cheek, but seriously, won’t you join me in contributing to the candidacies of both of these challengers? Murray was a tank commander for the Army and it will require heavy bombardment to remove the detestable Moran from office. Faulk also served his country and is an accountant by trade, someone who has a clue about responsible fiscal stewardship, something desperately needed in this feckless government.
Another Update
It has become apparent that several members of Congress seem hell bent to shut off our domestic oil supply, but they’re not content there. Now some wish to stymie Canada’s supply to the U.S. by killing a pipeline from the Canucks to us.
Norm Leahy at Tertium Quids reveals the details. I told you that this is a heated competition for the title of Ultimate NATIONAL TREASURE, but Jim Moran is a signatory to this stoopid legislation. And even though most of the signatures are illegible, meaning that Sheila Jackson Lee might well have participated, Jim Moran must have been sober that day and has wonderful penmanship. Looking at the signatories Sheila Jackson Lee might have signed off. Is her signature at the bottom left of Page 4, maybe top left of Page 5? Look at the pages and you tell me because I just don’t have a clue.
If she’s not there it’s Plus One for Virginia in the NT competition.
This pitiful graph from Gallup just needed a little jazzing up so I fixed it for them…
I would have used Nancy Pelosi but that would require an image of her in a bathing suit. I’m cruel, but I’m not totally heartless.
When asked about the miserable ratings of Congress, her majesty uttered something unintelligible about eating cake.
The Gallup numbers are very encouraging when asked ‘How much confidence do you have in the following:’
Obama has gone from 51% to 36% in a little over a year. That’s a minus FIFTEEN, your excellency!
Or to put it another way…
That bears repeating, so I will.
Sorry, but I just can’t help myself. Did I mention that Obama’s confidence numbers have gone down this much in a year?
There is disgruntlement in general across many institutions, but amazingly, there were some sectors that did actually GAIN in confidence over the year:
Medical System +4
Big Business +3
The Military is Still Numero Uno in inspiring confidence.
Of course a Virginian can, because Sheila Jackson Lee is a NATIONAL TREASURE to be shared. You can’t keep her all to yourself, Texas.
Honestly. I’ve listened to this babbling buffoon’s quote four times and I haven’t the foggiest notion about what she’s talking about. But it’s not my fault. Neither does she. But that doesn’t stop her.
We won. But we didn’t declare victory. And because we didn’t listen to the families of the fallen we prolonged the death and destruction, but there are still two Viet Nams, North and South, and they live side by side in perfect harmony, although the North has a questionable human rights record. But it was a Civil War. and …
WTF?
Virginia has its fair share of mentally deficient politicians, particularly our two drooling Senators, Jim Webb and Mark Warner, and I’m not saying they make any more sense than this. But at least they have the common decency to hide in their offices and not make public fools of themselves. They’ve been in hiding ever since they mysteriously won their elections. They simply slink about and play their proper roles as Obama lap dogs, then go back to their canine habits of personal hygiene, IYKWIMAITYD.
My Senators are morons and they know it. Jackson Lee isn’t even smart enough to realize what an idiot she is.
Forgotten Favorites of SJL
Sheila Jackson Lee’s idea of communication is one way. She talks. You listen.
When you talk she….takes a phone call. Remember this little gem from one of her Town Halls last summer??
Disrupt the Narrative 
