Here’s the Latest from Debbie Washerwoman Schultz, Chair of the Democrat National Committee

25 Oct

Just received this in my email.


Look. We both know that a loss this November 4th will haunt us for the next two years. Get it? Like ghouls. This is a Halloween email.

Republicans will undo the progress we’ve made, leaving only the ghosts (see!) of our policies. They’ll try to take down Obamacare piece-by-piece until all that’s left is just a skeleton (!) of real health care reform.

If this all sounds pretty spooky to you, you’re not alone. But there’s a way you can help make these midterms less scary — by chipping in $3 or more to Democrats who need our help.

If you donate $200 today, you’ll be on the list of our best supporters we send to the FEC. If you’ve saved your payment information, your donation will go through immediately.

Thanks. See you on Election Night.

(And sorry about all the puns.)


Debbie Wasserman Schultz
Democratic National Committee

P.S. — Not sorry for all the puns. Puns are great.

It will indeed be a Hollow Eve if the Democrats manage to stuff the ballot box and cheat their way out of the retribution they deserve.
But if it ain’t close they can’t cheat their way to preserving their dictatorship.
Get off the couch and teach these bums a lesson.
The world belongs to those who bother to show up.
1 Comment

Posted by on October 25, 2014 in politics


One response to “Here’s the Latest from Debbie Washerwoman Schultz, Chair of the Democrat National Committee

  1. Martin M. McMartin

    October 25, 2014 at 9:58 pm

    Now I am starting to see a trend, isn’t her nickname Debbie “Was-A-Man”Schultz?


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