Memo I Didn’t Receive from Goodwill

11 Jul

The poor are no longer willing to accept your old CRT style televisions. Don’t bother. Take those perfectly functional televisions straight to the dump.

That’s what I was informed of today by Goodwill.

So, it proves that Obama’s lay abouts, aka, the ‘Poor’, have higher standards than those of us who bought those TVs and have used those TVs and felt that to recklessly discard those perfectly functional TVs would be helping out ‘the poor’. but instead…………….no thank you.

How fucked up is this country, exactly?

I can’t measure it.

I guess Obama buys votes with high def flat screens and then we pay for their cable bills and he gets their votes, which officially makes us d’bags who actually buy our own shit. What chumps we are.

Hey Goodwill, I apologize for my meager offering.

But I cannot compete with the Obama Mafia. When the Goodwill turns down a perfectly serviceable television for lack of interest and the poor say no way……………and yet the leftists still say there are starving people in this country…….

look. I’ve been actually poor and actually hungry in my past.

Problem solved, I guess, if my donated TV, one that a working dude has recently used, is beneath the standards of the ‘poor’, don’t come to me for anything else. Obviously the poverty problem has been solved.

BTW, I still have 2 CRT TVs in my workshop that I still use. Maybe I should petition the government to get those replaced.


Posted by on July 11, 2013 in politics


5 responses to “Memo I Didn’t Receive from Goodwill

  1. Martin M. McMartin

    July 12, 2013 at 2:42 am

    This is clearly an example of MSS – Muffin Stump Syndrome

  2. Pedro

    July 12, 2013 at 9:29 am

    Mobile bill with data plan for me, my wife, my daughter and father – family plan – $236 @ month.

    I expect that the free gov phones carry data plan and that an iPad upgrade is available if you have a good reason – like gaming.

  3. Deborah Sampson

    July 13, 2013 at 4:10 pm

    Exceptional perspective. I asked my nephew if he would like my old set. He was thrilled. But then again, he works hard and takes nothing for granted.

    • P. Henry Saddleburr

      July 14, 2013 at 9:20 pm

      And gratitude still exists for those working poor. I was once one of them and may soon return to those ranks. Life is funny that way. Especially with a whitey hating preezzie.

  4. Frank

    July 14, 2013 at 4:14 pm

    I recently found out that Goodwill is owned by and individual and is a for profit organization. I will no longer donate to them and instead will donate to the Salvation Army.


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