Here’s the latest Obama email. I’m still busting a gut.
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If, for some reason, you don’t want to meet the President before he accepts the nomination … if you don’t want to sit up front with the First Lady while President Obama takes the stage … if you don’t want VIP tickets to all three days of the convention, airfare and hotel covered for you and a guest …
Then enter (before midnight) for the awesome confetti.
The deadline is midnight tonight and, for today only, every entry counts as two chances to win:
So, the new message out of the Obama campaign appears to be….even if you despise Barack and Michelle, come for the confetti.
I guess it’s a little better than, ‘if you liked the last four years of government power grabbing you’ll really like the colonoscopy we have in store for you starting in January.’