You know the Flex Belt. They run ads all the time. Just put it on and an Ab workout esues. Electrical stimulation of the abdominal muscles.
That’s a damned good idea. I hate exercise. It’s boring as hell.
Well, I wore it yesterday and today and there was an overpowering smell of bacon in the air.
So I made myself a BLT. And then another. And another.
Thank goodness that my tomato crop is healthy.
And it impossible to make a good BLT without Mayonnaise.
Bottom line? Yet another stimulus gone bad.