I am a subscriber to the Obama campaign’s emails.
Just today I have received not one, not two, but 3 emails from them. 12:06pm, 2:31pm and and 9:17pm.
He keeps asking me to dinner, but wants me to pay him for the privilege. It’s getting to be an abusive relationship.
I could unsubscribe, but I’m more inclined to get a restraining order.
But I won’t because he pays special attention to me and although the relationship is all one way, it’s the only relationship I’ve got and it’s better than nothing. And when he gets physical with me? I kinda deserve it because I don’t live up to his expectations.