If I could knit me one of those I’d never leave the house.
This encounter in front of the Supreme Court made the whole trip worthwhile.
Having been educated by this woman I decided to go looking and sure enough, there is a whole knitting campaign cranking out female body parts and they all have the look, the feel of cotton. The fabric of our lives.
Some call it Government-free VJJ, some call it the Snatchel Project. I think that Jerry Seinfeld would call it a ‘Mulva-lution’.
But these knitters also do cervixeseses and clitoriseseses. Pluralization of female body parts is a bit of a problem for me. Like Breasteseses.
On the penultimate latter, the clitoriseseses, maybe silk would be a preferred medium, or at least Alpaca. Just making a suggestion. I mean, if you’re going to be so kind as to go to the trouble of knitting me one and all, silk would be my preference.
Not like I’m picky or anything.
I’m starting to think about Christmas gifts. So get knittin’ you knittin’ beehotches.
Exit question: Are there any Republican women out there knitting Mitt Romney a pair? Something in a heavy hemp, something weather resistant and burlap-y would be most helpful. Perhaps a Double Purl Bobble and a Puff Stitch with a bit of barbed wire.
Yeah. I speak knittin’.
And Governor McDonnell? Sorry you lost out. No knitted Ute for You.