Cheesy Grit Mitt? Epic FAIL!!

13 Mar

If I wanted to see Panders I’d go to the National Zoo.

Rick Santorum wins both, but let’s look at the supposed ‘front runner’. Third place in both states.

And let’s look at the anti-Mitt aggregate.

Alabama (so far) Santorum/Gingrich 64% to 29%
Miss (so far) Santorum/Gingrich 64% to 30%

Game on. Somehow we have to engineer a Santorum/Gingrich treaty. Rubio has to be VP. Bolton has to be Secretary of State. Gingrich should be Secretary of….Energy in order to dismantle it or Secretary of Treasury or Secretary of Unravelling the Cluster, which would be a full time job.

No wait. I want that job.


Posted by on March 13, 2012 in politics


6 responses to “Cheesy Grit Mitt? Epic FAIL!!

  1. sheafferhistorian

    March 14, 2012 at 12:08 am

    No self respecting Yankee would sniff grits….

    • P. Henry Saddleburr

      March 14, 2012 at 7:11 am

      I’m not a fan of cornmeal/hominy in any form. No mush. No grits. No polenta. Same with oatmeal

      Porridge ain’t my thing.

  2. Pedro

    March 14, 2012 at 9:16 am

    I still think that Ron Paul is the prime Secy of the Treasury. He would shitcan the Federal Reserve, effectively put himself out of a job and kill two birds with one stone.

  3. Pedro

    March 14, 2012 at 9:18 am

    How about Semolina Pilchard, Saddleburr? Google it.

  4. genipero

    March 14, 2012 at 4:17 pm

    Guess that living in New York City am qualified to call myself a Yankee. The NY Yankees are my favorite Baseball team. Have never tried grits but do love the South and Southerners. We’re all Americans.

    My Great-Grandfather (4 or 5X removed forget which) did fight at Gettysburg on the Federal side. Am also a History and Civil War buff and love Robert E. Lee. It was disconcerting to say the least that the D Day Memorial placed a bust of Joseph Stalin there when a plaque would have been sufficient.

  5. genipero

    March 14, 2012 at 4:30 pm

    Santorum/Gingrich treaty sounds great! Rubio as VP is appealing. Like Bobby Jindal too.


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