Virginia is for…..Benchwarmers

05 Mar

We don’t actually get to play in tomorrow’s Republican Presidential Primary.  We get to sit on the bench due to our ridiculously onerous standards for inclusion on the ballot. 

Romney vs. Paul?

That’s like okra vs. kimchee.  Um.  No thanks to both.


But I have a plan. 



It’s not a good plan, but I don’t have the boys of Delta House to screw up the parade.

The undervote.  It’s all we’ve got in order to register a None of the Above sentiment.

I will show up.  I will receive a ballot.  And I will cast it unmarked.

Sure it sucks, but it’s all we have.

I suspect the winner tomorrow will be ‘NO SHOW’.

And I don’t give a tinker’s damn if Gov. McDonnell, Lt. Gov. Bolling and Majority Leader Cantor are all on the Mitt RINO bandwagon.  We did that in 2008 and if it weren’t for Sarah Palin the drubbing would have been significantly worse.

And don’t get me wrong. 

If we get the Ken doll with the spine of a damp wash cloth as the nominee, I’ll be there fighting for him against the anti-American socialist that is disarming us, bankrupting us, corrupting us, and terrorizing innocent citizens that disagree with him, whether they be members of a church, a tea party group, a talk show host or simply a small business owner.



Posted by on March 5, 2012 in Barack Obama, Election 2012


3 responses to “Virginia is for…..Benchwarmers

  1. Genipero

    March 5, 2012 at 8:30 pm

    Re Ken doll… Duly noted. However he hasn’t been nominated yet. There isn’t a single candidate who has a “perfect” record on anything. Am happy that the Catholics in the race are still standing.

    Am not impressed by the long list of politicians who have “endorsed” Ken doll. They each have one vote as do I.

  2. P. Henry Saddleburr

    March 5, 2012 at 8:56 pm

    I agree completely about Republican machine endorsements. They’re as effective as old NFL quarterbacks endorsing weight loss programs in their older years.

  3. American Samurai

    March 6, 2012 at 8:43 am

    GREAT video clip………. I long for a DeMint/ Rubio ticket!


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