The food stamp program, a part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever.
Meanwhile, the National Park Service,
also part of the Department of Agriculture, part of the Department of Interior, asks us to “please do not feed the animals” because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves.
This is circulating throughout the email universe and I can’t find who originally wrote it, and I would gladly give attribution if I knew the source, but it’s too good not share.
Update: Commenter Shaeffer Historian correctly points out that National Park Service is part of Dept. of Interior.