Will Newt gnaw on the carcass of Brian Williams? Will Mitten take off his mittens? Will Rick Santorum finally become a aggressor antagonist disemboweling his opponents and placing mortal fear into the loins of KindaKenyanRaisedIndonesianNotReallyAmerican guy? Will Ron Paul finally reveal his extra terrestrial heritage?
Watch and find out.
In the meantime, go read John D’Oh dissemble a Newt/Obama debate below. Comedy gold.