For all of you fellow Disruptionists, 2012 is upon us and there is exhiliration in the air!!! There’s Distruptin’ to be done and we’re just the Happy Trogolodytes to do it! Not harmful disrupting like those occu-pants of the Obamish sort. Creative, constructive and successful disruption is our goal.
Mission One: One Term! Period. If Barack of the high handicap isn’t finished then we are. That’s it.
Mission Two: Flip the Senate. We just don’t need Harry the mumbling marxist as Majority Leader any longer.
Mission Three: Keep the House. We’ve made good strides, but there’s work to be done.
Mission Four: Keep a big effin’ smile on your face while you’re giving the forces of evil the business while smashing there campaigns and operations and arguments to bits.
On that note, I’ve come up with a little cheer for us to use during through the upcoming fight…
CBS, NBC, CNN and Fox,
RNC, DNC, and HopeyChangey Schlocks,
Disrupters don’t flinch and Disrupters don’t waiver,
Attacks from you we just simply savor,
Each of you try to fit us in a box,
Now we’re going to destroy all of you and run you out of town with great scorn while smacking your flabby buttocks with canes made of bamboo and we’ll laugh as you fall down and cry and stuff.
OK. Maybe I need to work on the last line a bit. It doesn’t even rhyme.