Obama Speechless. TOTUS kidnapped.

18 Oct

Breaking news out of Richmond, VA this morning is that the truck transporting Teleprompter of the United States (TOTUS), along with podium, the seal of the president and the special sound system that gives Obama that god-like resonance has been stolen.


The president is supposed to go to a private event on the southside of Richmond to deliver remarks on Wednesday afternoon and the truck was to precede his arrival on the presidential DarthMobile.

Last word is that the truck has been recovered several miles away near the airport.

No word as to the status of its contents. 

Is TOTUS safe or being held for ransom?  Will the president skip his visit to Richmond because he is incapable of delivering remarks without his crutch?

Stay tuned.


Posted by on October 18, 2011 in politics


3 responses to “Obama Speechless. TOTUS kidnapped.

  1. Saddlesore

    October 18, 2011 at 9:37 am

    That’s a hoot!

  2. Pedro

    October 18, 2011 at 11:27 am


    When Herman Cain’s technology went south, he played it to his favor. Of course he seems to have the ability to think on his feet, unlike POTUS without his TOTUS.

  3. Erick Brockway

    October 18, 2011 at 3:56 pm

    “All yOuR teEeproMpteR arE bEloNg to uS”


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