Shocks, Aftershocks, Damned Communists and the Real Aftershocks

23 Aug

I thought that it was only fair to warn you in the title that a disconnected rant was in the offing.  OK, not disconnected, but it is a bit disjointed, I’ll admit.  But hang in there.  It all makes sense.  After a fashion.

Disrupt The Narrative’s World Headquarters was within 25 miles from the epicenter of the Great Quake of OughtEleven.  We weathered the event with minimal damage.  The new kitten nearly bashed his head in trying to hide under the dishwasher which has a jet black kick plate so there was no way he was getting in there. 

Poor Ernest T.  He’s only a couple of months old and he’s had his first earthquake.

Just like the Pentagon and Wall Street and every other Department, we evacuated the HQ. 

Likewise, our half dog – half chicken headed for the high ground.  Why we named her ‘Liberty’ is a mystery.  Seemed like a good idea at the time.  Some blame Bush.  I blame Reagan.  Reagan died right as our new pup was born and I thought it was a fitting tribute.  Except she turned out to be a coward.  So that name really didn’t work out.  Nuts.

We felt the shock a plenty.  So much so as to cause me to hunker down in an outer doorway as it rumbled for at least 25 seconds. 

I prefer my Terra to be more Firma, if you know what I mean.

Now.  About these damned Commies.  I sound like my father and grandfather, who I laughed at when they hurled such accusations about the red scare back in the 60s and early 70s.

But one thing I’ve noticed is that if you substitute the words ‘Tea Party’ with the word ‘Constitution’ you’ll find that the heated rhetoric of the left is revealing of their Communist/Socialist leanings and motivations.

Maxine Waters and her minions are on a socialist mission to steal and redistribute and those who wish to protect our Constitutionally mandated system of government are a threat. 

Like I said, substitute the words ‘Tea Party’ with the word ‘Constitution’ and you’ll solve the riddle.

The Tea Party  Constitution can go straight to Hell, screeched self avowed Socialist Maxine Waters.

The real enemy is the Tea Party Constitution howled Texas Representative Frederica Wilson in her stunning, bright red, tin foil Cowboy hat.

All of the programs and notions that people like Maxine Waters, Frederica Wilson and the Democrat party support have no Constitutional basis and are, in fact, anathema to the Constitution.  You all remember Obama lamenting that the Constitution is simply a restriction on what Government can do.  They hate the Constitution and therefore, the Tea Party by extension.

These creeps have their slimy fingers on our national assets with lustful aspirations on all private property.  They are intent on seizing those assets from you and using them bribe and enslave their willing subjects who are not contributors to national wealth, but are most often part of the permanent recipient class, living off of the sweat equity of others.  Many have never and will never lift a finger to contribute to their own subsistance.

I merely wish to express the notion that these individuals have lived off the fat of the land because we were too afraid to confront them with the notion that they are the lazy-assed class and we are no longer in the mood to provide for their undeserved opulence.  It’s time to school these unfortunate souls as to what America is all about. 

Remember, there is no compromising with the Tea Party Constitution.

Oh.  And about that phony ‘civility’ mandate?  I scoff at those who pose such nonsense to silence us.

Game over, dead beats.  You’re in for the aftershock of your lives.


Posted by on August 23, 2011 in politics


3 responses to “Shocks, Aftershocks, Damned Communists and the Real Aftershocks

  1. Susan Gorgo

    August 24, 2011 at 10:18 pm

    Funny! (Especially the part about your kitten trying to get under your dishwasher.)

    I luv your writing style.

    Your close is good too:
    “Game over, dead beats. You’re in for the aftershock of your lives.”

    Keep up the very good work!

  2. P. Henry Saddleburr

    August 24, 2011 at 10:22 pm

    Thanks Susan. You’re too kind. Anger and bourbon might have been responsible for some of that.

  3. nooneofanyimport

    August 24, 2011 at 10:39 pm

    Yeah, I agree. Terra should be firma. Not undulating like waves underfoot.


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