Obama Welcomes Himself to Middle America. Residents Flee in Terror.

15 Aug

We’ve all heard about the mega expensive buses the government purchased with your millions of dollars so that Barack Obama could tour the midwest over the next few days.  One would think that it would resemble Air Force One.  White on top.  Blue on the bottom, with the Presidential Seal emblazoned upon it.


Think a MegaBadAss/MadMax/BlackKnight intimidation machine, with heavy armor and armaments.  Who rolls into town in one of these to win the hearts and minds but Hussein the Obama?

It’s a ‘Listening Tour’, meaning, he’s listening.  And taking notes.  And taking names.

Open up, America.

Behold my Sinister Presence! Don’t Mess with me Middle America!

SEIU has that sissy purple color.  Nothing like funereal black to restore a sense of trepidation to detractors. 

Is it just me or does this look like a ThugMobile?  Spinner mags with razor sharp chrome axe blades radiating from the axles is all I could think of to add to this.
It’s all midwestern cuddly.
1 Comment

Posted by on August 15, 2011 in politics


One response to “Obama Welcomes Himself to Middle America. Residents Flee in Terror.

  1. nooneofanyimport

    August 16, 2011 at 12:26 pm

    LOLOLOL. OMGoodness, its Bus Vader!

    /que heavy breathing/

    Pray he doesn’t alter the deal further with more stimulus! bwa ha h ha ha ha!


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