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Get Ready for your TSA Colonoscopy

06 Jul

After all, they already have the rubber gloves.

The U.S. government has warned domestic and international airlines that some terrorists are considering surgically implanting explosives into humans to carry out attacks, The Associated Press has learned.

Will TSA continue to probe the depths of American dignity to determine how much we, the people, will endure.

“These measures are designed to be unpredictable, so passengers should not expect to see the same activity at every international airport,” TSA spokesman Nick Kimball said. “Measures may include interaction with passengers, in addition to the use of other screening methods such as pat-downs and the use of enhanced tools and technologies.”

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3 Comments

Posted by on July 6, 2011 in politics

 

3 responses to “Get Ready for your TSA Colonoscopy

  1. Saddlesore

    July 6, 2011 at 4:57 pm

    That gives new meaning to the phrase “bottoms up”!

     
  2. Dean K. Ehran

    July 12, 2011 at 3:36 pm

    I don’t think I could fly under these conditions (anal inspections notwithstanding).

     

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