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Obama Pushes America ‘Off Grid’

28 Feb

Although there was the first approval of deep water drilling in the Gulf since the BP disaster an hour or so ago, a mere drop in our petroleum bucket, this not indicative of a trend towards loosening restrictions on drilling for oil in America.

And as the oil producing Islamic states spiral out of control threatening supply and prices, take comfort in the new lifestyle President Green Jeans has in store for you. Click on the pic to find out what’s in store in Obama’s fundamentally transformed America.

Leave a smaller footprint. Feel morally superior. Compete with foxes, raccoons and each other for bare subsistence. It’ll be fun.

But if you noticed, she has a chainsaw. Obama will give you a hand saw. She has LPG Gas for the stove. Obama will give you….NOTHING.

I feel sorry for a kid who has such a whack job mother, really.

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2 Comments

Posted by on February 28, 2011 in politics

 

2 responses to “Obama Pushes America ‘Off Grid’

  1. Saddlesore

    February 28, 2011 at 10:14 pm

    Was that Magenta from the Rocky Horror Picture Show? Just kidding….well, maybe not. It is not being off the grid that I find so troubling, but the fact that she is off her meds.

     
    • P. Henry Saddleburr

      February 28, 2011 at 10:30 pm

      I found something on the ground that looks edible and I’m saving it for you. That is, unless you want to share it with Magenta. Seems like the gentlemanly thing to do.

      By the way…I’m fattening you up. Don’t ask why.

       

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