I was going to title this…
Man who Stands up to Piss Throws out First Pitch.
But I thought better of it. I just think the other guy squats, that’s all.
Love him or hate him, here’s how a man throws a baseball. Effortless, dignified.
Strike.
No Mom jeans.
Crowd doesn’t seem to mind both Bushes being there either.
I could post that other guy’s two epic fail opening pitches, but the man is losing relevance and there just isn’t any reason to bother you with it.
If you really must, go Bing search ‘Girly Prez can’t throw anything but a hissy fit’. Or something.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you. I’m just not linking him. I’m just not gon do it.
Bush 41 is looking a might feeble, though.
Crist Update
Never saw this one before. H/T Ace’s Dave in Texas.
Obama is irrelevant and so is Crist, but I’m not above kicking Crist when he’s down. There’s plenty of time to kick Obama later. Charlie? You make Obama look like a Cy Young Award Winner. Idiot.
I’m guessing that Marco Rubio will deliver a high and tight heater and Crist will quiver in the batter’s box.
Disrupt the Narrative 
Martin M. McMartin
October 31, 2010 at 10:11 pm
W is a class act who throws like a man!
Deborah Sampson
October 31, 2010 at 11:13 pm
Obama is a Girlie-Man. Well, then again, that’s half right. I’m sorry, but if you can’t pitch at least as well as Greta Van Sustren, you shouldn’t put yourself in that position.
As far as Crist, Meek’s campaign worker nailed it; he’s losing his marbles. He reeks of desperation.
Saddlesore
November 1, 2010 at 5:06 pm
If I were a liberal, which I am not, I would say that Bush threw a “curve” ball. Get it?
Anyway, even at his advanced age, Bush 41 could still take Obama.