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PJTV’s Andrew Klavan’s Guide to the Elections

13 Oct

Funny stuff from the group that Mark Tapscott says is the most important video news source on this planet or any planet.  Or something along those lines. Here’s part one, which includes several very good looking babes.  That’s what Klavan says.

And here’s part two, on what the Democrats call “that unidentified gun fire” and the rest of us call the War on Terror.

 
2 Comments

Posted by on October 13, 2010 in politics

 

2 responses to “PJTV’s Andrew Klavan’s Guide to the Elections

  1. P. Henry Saddleburr

    October 13, 2010 at 9:55 pm

    I get it now. Thanks Andrew! This election thing had me befuddled.

    Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

    Tell you what, if this election turns out badly, you can be Lieutenant on the trip to Gliese 581G. That would make you like Lt. Uhuru on the star ship Enterprise, which means peace in Swahili, but means bummer in English, because Uhuru was hot and Andrew, um, you’re more of a reverse affirmative action hire.

    You’ve been picked for your brains, not so much for your race or gender.

    It’s a tough call. But if any of the women who played Uhuru signs up, you’re Private Klavan.

    Sorry. It’s just a fact.

    And if we happen to hurtle off into the Sun the Private always gets blamed even if a dumb ass, but hot, Lieutenant set the coordinates.

    Plus, you’ll smell like bacon as we get closer and closer.

    I love bacon.

     
  2. Saddlesore

    October 16, 2010 at 3:07 pm

    Klavan is right about one thing…we are governed by a bunch of buffoons.

     

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