Too Drunk to…Truck?

24 Sep

What about this Fox News report about the Bailout Boyz at UAWChrysler getting plastered during their lunch breaks, then returning to build World Class Automobiles for Barack Hussein Obama MmmMmmMmm in the afternoon?  

I immediately hearkened back to that classic Dead Kennedy’s tune, “Too Drunk to Jeep”.  Or something like that.  Parental warning.  The video is not really about stealing a private sector automobile corporation and giving it to union deadbeats, but it’s close enough.  In the world of Management = Labor, everything has become murky, at best.

Is this more of that Five Fingered Bond that Chrysler keeps talking about?  Honesty.  Integrity.  All that?

Maybe it is unfair of me to point this out, but in most companies drinking alcohol and smoking a doob at lunch would give you an immediate early retirement.   Without the lavish pension.

I know.  It’s just me.  I have a little attitude problem about all of this government theft of private property and using the White House as a fencing operation to reward its supporters.  After watching Pawn Stars for a while, I’ve learned that the police keep a closer eye over every acquisition that comes through their door than the media does over every corporation that is seized by the White House and awarded to the jack booted thugs to whom the President is tossing the booty.

And by Booty, I was in no way referring to Michelle.  Really.  Absolutely not.  The booty reference was all PIRATE TALK.  It was simply an expression of ill gotten gains.  Stolen property.  I was speaking of the private property that was stolen from one group of people and rewarded to another group of ‘more deserving’ people.  Like the wild eyed lunatics building your mother’s PT Cruiser.

Wasn’t Obama just in Detroit saying the following?

“I wish they could see what I’m seeing in this plant and talk to the workers who are here, taking pride in building a world-class vehicle,” Obama said, referring to opponents of the multibillion-dollar government auto bailout. “I don’t think they’d be willing to look you in the eye and say that you were a bad investment.” 

Look you in the eye?  Sorry, were those eyes?  The guys I saw were so toasted that their eyes looked like two piss holes in the snow.  Just sayin.

And Barry…Was that statement made before or after you all went out to the parking lot to share a blunt and a Tall Boy?

1 Comment

Posted by on September 24, 2010 in politics


One response to “Too Drunk to…Truck?

  1. Saddlesore

    September 26, 2010 at 9:21 pm

    GM is on the way to giving Yugo a run for the money of cars nobody wants. Maybe GM can bring back the Corvair!!!!!

    Keep your on Sen. Casey (PA) who is trying to get the Pension Benefit Guaranty Corp. (PBGC) to subsidize union pensions which never paid insurance premiums to PBGC and hence are not entitled to PBGC payouts; that is, unless you have Congress change the law to bail out another union with public money.


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