Harry Reid’s New Pet

15 Sep

Today The Hill reported that Harry Reid has adopted a new pet in the self-proclaimed “bearded Marxist” and Delaware Democrat Senatorial nominee Chris Coons. Not once, but two times Reid referred to Coons has his pet.

“I’m going to be very honest with you — Chris Coons, everybody knows him in the Democratic caucus. He’s my pet. He’s my favorite candidate,” Reid said.

“Let me tell you about him: A graduate of Yale Divinity School. Yale Law School. A two-time national debate champion. He represents two-thirds of the state now, in an elected capacity. I don’t know if you’ve ever seen him or heard him speak, but he is a dynamic speaker. I don’t mean loud or long; he’s a communicator. So that’s how I feel about Delaware. I’ve always thought Chris Coons is going to win. I told him that and I tried to get him to run. I’m glad he’s running. I just think the world of him. He’s my pet.


Posted by on September 15, 2010 in Chris Coons, Harry Reid, politics


5 responses to “Harry Reid’s New Pet

  1. Todd Rojcewicz

    September 15, 2010 at 10:14 pm

    I dont know where to start. Harry already has questionable masculinity, he shoudlent be calling other middle aged men ” My Pet’ . Maybe Harry can take over Liberacie spot on the strip in Vegas in January when he retires.

  2. P. Henry Saddleburr

    September 15, 2010 at 11:00 pm

    Did Harry actually scratch him behind the ears? Anythign like that?

    Never. Mind. I just don’t want to know.

  3. Alan Smithee

    September 15, 2010 at 11:31 pm

    That’s the most disturbing photoshop I’ve ever seen. It’s perfect!

  4. Pedro

    September 16, 2010 at 3:17 pm

    Well, at least he didn’t call him his pet Coon. You know, like one who doesn’t speak with an Afrocentric dialect.


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